theangrypixie123

tupacabra:

i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love


fuckyeah-nerdery:

his-blithe-handmaid:

healthier-habits:

Healthy Watermelon Cake!! What an awesome idea! #healthy #kids #family #summer
Click here for full directions!

Skip that frosting, perhaps? An interesting idea though.

That’s not a cake, that’s deceit and a good way to ensure that decades from now, your kids are going to stick your ass in a nursing home. A cheap nursing home where the nurses don’t check to see if anybody is alive.
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

his-blithe-handmaid:

healthier-habits:

Healthy Watermelon Cake!! What an awesome idea! #healthy #kids #family #summer

Click here for full directions!

Skip that frosting, perhaps? An interesting idea though.

That’s not a cake, that’s deceit and a good way to ensure that decades from now, your kids are going to stick your ass in a nursing home. A cheap nursing home where the nurses don’t check to see if anybody is alive.

(Source: healthier-habits)